1. When guys “sext” me I normally google my responds. Other wise it makes literally NO sense at all.

    Honestly how the conversation would go without google:

    Him: You make me so hard, does “stuff” make you wet?

    Me: WELLL.. not really but give me a second and I’m sure I can pretend.

     
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    capekalaska:

David Alexander Flinn

So after this face showed up on my dash I figure he was another Rik Hall person.. male model type.
Turns out he’s a real artist that makes things and stuff and I like his drawings.
Like.. Hello lady boner.

    capekalaska:

    David Alexander Flinn

    So after this face showed up on my dash I figure he was another Rik Hall person.. male model type.

    Turns out he’s a real artist that makes things and stuff and I like his drawings.

    Like.. Hello lady boner.

     
  3. Arts

    Sometimes when people post their drawings or paintings on facebook all I can think is “Are your eyes even open?!”

     
  4. Every Damn Time

    Anytime I draw a fictional creature I have to remind myself that it’s fictional, it doesn’t have to follow any kind of guide lines or rules or even proportions.

    I struggle. 

     
  5. The bane of my night

    How to angle a mermaid tail and have it make sense.

     
  6. 01:00 14th Feb 2014

    Notes: 295

    Reblogged from novasun4

    nova44416:

gah so perf | via Tumblr on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/101347157/via/skaadoosh

    nova44416:

    gah so perf | via Tumblr on We Heart It
    http://weheartit.com/entry/101347157/via/skaadoosh

     
  7. greeenarrow:

    The 14 Tumblr Valentines

     
  8. UGHHH. I have a literal “itch I can’t scratch.”

    I’m losing it.

     
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    we-did-an-internet:

arcaneimages:

This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.

Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

    we-did-an-internet:

    arcaneimages:

    This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.

    Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

     
  10. Weatherman

    Watching the weather report and the weather man was like.. well down in Calgary it’s only -10 meanwhile up in Fort McMurray it’s lows of -28.

    Today I called a weatherman a Cunt.